No Crying in Fishing Desk Pad

For the angler who speaks fluent sarcasm and lives for the tug on the line: the No Crying in Fishing desk pad delivers the ultimate dockside mantra right to your workspace. Bold white and ice-blue artwork pops against a deep black backdrop, featuring a hooked bass mid-leap and the immortal words, “There’s no crying in fishin… just a lot of swearing.” Clean, minimalist, and unapologetically funny.

Sized at a full 32in x 16in, it gives your keyboard and mouse plenty of real estate while keeping your desk protected from coffee rings and bait-scented energy drinks. Ultra-smooth cloth top for pinpoint accuracy, thick anti-slip rubber base, stitched edges, and a waterproof coating that laughs at spills. Whether you’re grinding spreadsheets or planning your next dawn patrol, this pad reminds everyone (and yourself) that real anglers don’t cry—they cuss, cast again, and tell the story louder next time.

Reel it in. Swear proudly. Fish on.

• 100% polyester top
• Anti-slip natural rubber base
• Thickness: 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Hemmed edges
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!